Rolls Royce

Now I don’t want to sound crazy… but I completely loath Rolls Royce. The cars are chunks of tinfoil on wheels and get like a mile to the gallon. They don’t look nice, feel nice, or even drive well. You might as well by a cardboard box, spray-paint it silver add a wierd person-ish angel thing and slap some wheels on. I think they’re equivalent to Hondas but cost more and get stolen. I would rather buy a cheap car that’s a piece of crap and enjoy smashing it into other cars. Why waste the steel on one of these: I’d want to make a tank. If you read this blog before any of my others please keep reading, I’m not usually this crazy. If someone can please explain what the crap that angel-ish man thing is I would love to be told.